Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Tuesday Trivia

Just a small sampling of dumb laws.

Dumb Laws in Kentucky
Fort Thomas

Dogs may not molest cars.


Owensboro

One may not receive anal sex.
A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission.

Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.


One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.


It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.

Dumb Laws in North Carolina

It's against the law to sing off key.

Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.

While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.

If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.

All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart.

It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.

Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.

A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.

Dumb Laws in Tennessee

You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

"Crimes against nature" are prohibited.

Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.

Stealing a horse is punishable by hanging.

Driving is not to be done while asleep.

It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.

The definition of "dumb animal" includes every living creature.



http://www.dumblaws.com/index.php


Dumb laws were found at address above. The scary thing is I didn’t post some of the laws that I felt might offend someone.

3 comments:

Samantha Lucas said...

Damn! And I've spent years perfecting my fish lassoing technique!

LA Day said...

LOL,
You should see some of the laws I chose not to post.

Cherie J said...

Wow! Those truly are dumb!