Thursday Thirteen #11

Thursday Thirteen #11

13 Funny Sex Quotes!

1. Sex is like bridge: If you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand. (Charles Pierce)
2. I’ve been in more laps than a napkin. (Mae West)
3. I practice safe sex – I use an airbag. (Garry Shandling)
4. Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature. (Marilyn Monroe)
5. Sex is a two-way treat. Franklin P. Jones)
6. Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone. (Dave Letterman)
7. When I came here, I couldn’t speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbish. (Julio Iglesias)
8. It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. (Drew Carey)
9. Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men. (Germaine Greer)
10. Sex is God’s joke on human beings. (Bette Davis)
11. I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy. (Steve Martin)
12. Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. (Billy Crystal)
13. Personally, I know nothing about sex because I’ve always been married. (Zsa Zsa Gabor)


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